Stumptown Sunday May 26 National Masturbation Day & Distance Shooting Contest!
4th Sunday of the month event
Time and Location
May 26, 2024, 4:00 PM – 6:00 PM
Asylum Underground, 1006 SE Grand Ave (enter from parking lot between Arcoa Building and 7-11), Portland, OR 97214, USA
About the Event
4TH SUNDAY, MAY 26 NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY & DISTANCE CUM CONTEST
The first National Masturbation Day was May 7, 1995, after sex-positive retailer Good Vibrations declared the day in honor of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who was fired by President Bill Clinton in 1994 for suggesting masturbation be part of the sex education curriculum for students. Last year we celebrated the day with several other jo clubs across the US with a distance shooting competition. We're going to roll out the butcher block paper again and see how far you studs can blast your cum. In addition to the admiration and respect of your buddies watching, we'll also have prizes for the winners. CUM SHOOT YOUR SHOT! We will also be meeting at 3pm at the Speakeasy Tavern (609 1/2 SE Taylor) for a pre-event meet and greet. Come meet fellow Stumptown Strokers and ask some questions if you haven't…