Stumptown Sunday May 26 National Masturbation Day & Distance Shooting Contest!

4TH SUNDAY, MAY 26 NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY & DISTANCE CUM CONTEST

The first National Masturbation Day was May 7, 1995, after sex-positive retailer Good Vibrations declared the day in honor of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who was fired by President Bill Clinton in 1994 for suggesting masturbation be part of the sex education curriculum for students.  Last year we celebrated the day with several other jo clubs across the US with a distance shooting competition.  We're going to roll out the butcher block paper again and see how far you studs can blast your cum.  In addition to the admiration and respect of your buddies watching, we'll also have prizes for the winners.  CUM SHOOT YOUR SHOT!  We will also be meeting at 3pm at the Speakeasy Tavern (609 1/2 SE Taylor) for a pre-event meet and greet.  Come meet fellow Stumptown Strokers and ask some questions if you haven't been and are curious.  We'll be in the seating area to the right of the door when you walk in. 

Check in: 4 to 4:30 p.m. at the light blue/green gated door off the parking lot. No admission after 4:30 p.m. Event goes until 6 p.m.

Location: 1006 SE Grand across the parking lot from the 7-11

Parking: Park anywhere in the lot except the SalonCentric spaces.

Lockers: Now available.  Please bring your own lock.  Space is limited so share if you can.

Please note: You need to purchase an advance ticket to attend. No tickets issued at the door.

CODE OF CONDUCT This is a jack off-only event and we require that you read and agree to the Stumptown Strokes Code of Conduct prior to attending.  You must be at least 18 to attend.  No one visibly intoxicated will be admitted. Enjoy Stumptown sober, and join us for a beer (if so inclined) and food after the event!

TICKETS

Click the TICKETS button above to get your ticket. Tickets are only $10 each. We will send an email reminder to ticket holders on Saturday afternoon. Please cancel within 24 hours of the event by email and let us know if you'd 1: like a refund 2: prefer to switch to another event (within the current month & depending on availability)  or 3: if you'd like to donate to the jo cause!

CHECK IN

It’s required that guys at our events take off all their clothes upon entry, which keeps it hot for everyone. So let it all hang out – whatever your body type. You're free to wear shoes or socks if you like, but from the ankles up we'll all be the same! We do not have a clothes check but you can store your clothes in a locker (bring a lock) or bring a backpack or bag. We cannot be responsible for your belongings so please leave valuables at home. 

HEALTH PRECAUTIONS

• COVID  For everyone’s health, please bring proof of vaccination and a state issued ID to the event for check-in. Masks are not required.
• MONKEYPOX There is a safe and effective vaccine to prevent monkeypox, which can be transmitted through skin-to-skin contact. Most guys who attend our events are vaccinated and we encourage you to consider getting protected by also getting vaccinated. If you live in or around Multnomah County call 503-988-8939 to make an appointment. 

POST MEETING FOOD AND DRINK

After the event, everyone is welcome to go to Lucky Lab 915 SE Hawthorne Blvd for no host food and drink. Head over there and join us for more social time. This is a great way to get to know the hotties that you just jacked off with!  Grab a larger table (outside if weather permits) if you can.

Hope to see you at the Stumptown Stroke! 

xo Stumptown Strokes 

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